Forieghn Help Much?

I have a question to all those bloggers blogging from different countries than America. Did you know we were at war? And did you know we helped some of you when we were at war? If you answered yes to both those questions, I have one more question for you. Why won't you help us?

Well, do you have an answer? No, well, that's okay. The first step in conquering a bad habit is admitting you have one. Now, just say it with me, now. (Insert your country here--->)__________ needs to help America. Good. Now we need to talk about ways to help America. (Don't worry, this blog doesn't apply to Germany, Russia, China, or other countries who want(ed) to kill the crap out of America, just those we helped, like those in South Africa and places where Americans hid Germans. I know, I probably should have mentioned this before...oops!) One way is to get your government to send the money they owe us to us! That's fair, isn't it? Another way is to actually send your troups into Iraq and Iran. Yes, that one is a little bit gruesome, but, did we not send help to you? Of course we did.

I'd like to thank everybody who reads this blog and actually helps us Americans. I promise, for everyone who helps, I will personally make sure you get some sort of reward.

-E.T