The Cold, Hard Truth About Fiction

Greetings America,

Today I have some shocking news for you. The government, you know, the ones in charge of our country, they've been hurting us. Yes I know, you're thinking this right now Really E.T? Where have you been? I'll tell you where I've been, hearing about this and telling all the people I love. But let's face it, what power does an uncool, unwanted, not listened to 7th grader have? (Yeah, not much. But that's why I post it here. To tell those what I think is wrong, and maybe, just maybe you'll tell the ones you care about what I blog about and your thoughts.)

Okay, back to reality. So, today I was watching my idol, Glenn Beck, and he said that some of the idiots in office were getting their ideas from fiction books! FICTION BOOKS! I write fiction books for Pete's sake!!! (Hey, Mr. President come here for a second. Did you know that fiction means made-up; not real. So I'd appreciate it if you would either get a lump of common sense and figure out what is good for America or resign!!!)

And, yes, I do realize many people don't like Glenn Beck, but just for you people, I do tons of research before posting ANYTHING here. Lots of blogs, websites, and reports had what he talked about the way he talked about them. (Well, there was small changes so I knew they didn't come out of Glenn's mouth.) But seriously, there is a reason it's called fiction. Because it's not real!!!! And they were never meant to be real.

So, Mr. President, using fiction to build our country is a big no-no. It's like having two buttons on your desk, a big, red, flashing button saying "CAUTION, DO NOT PRESS...EVER!!!" and a green button saying "PRESS FOR SMOOTIES!!!" and playing eenie meenie miny RED! You don't do that, ever.